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Remember the old game of 20 questions? 
Here's an amazing version playing against a computer. Can you stump it?
 
 
 
Okay. Now test your knowledge of old TV shows in a retro-trivia game.
 
 
 
Play some King Pong!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Funology.com Daily Fun click on the icon for lots of fun! ______________________________________________________ A LETTER FROM A REDNECK MOM from (danggoodjokes.com) Dearest Redneck Son... I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. I hope they come back soon, like I told your dad we shouldn't have to wear the same clothes more than a week. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whisky vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your Favorite Aunt ********************************************************** __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

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DAVY CROCKETT
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Fess Parker ( who also played Daniel Boone)

THE LAWMAN
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John Russell and Peter Brown

 

 

I'll have to admit that old westerns are some of my favorite things. Once, as an adolescent, I wandered through my house in the middle of the night looking for Johnny Yuma ( who had been crawling across the desert in that evening's episode) to give him my pillow.

But I remember all these, and more. Do you recall Bronco Lane? Cheyenne? The Gunslinger? The Travels of Jamie McPheeters?

Okay. Here are some lyrics to TV western theme songs. How many can you sing?

 

 

 

Davy Crockett

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.

Fought single handed through the Injun war,
Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was in store.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made hisself a legend, forevermore.
Davy, Davy Crockett, the man who don't know fear.

He went off to Congress and served a spell
Fixin' up the government and laws as well.
Took over Washington, so we heerd tell,
And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell.
Davy, Davy Crockett, seein' his duty clear.

When he come home, his politickin' done,
The western march had just begun.
So he packed his gear, and his trusty gun
And lit out a grinnin', to follow the sun.
Davy, Davy Crockett, leadin' the Pioneer.

 

 

Have Gun Will Travel

Have Gun Will Travel reads the card of a man.

A knight without armor in a savage land.

 

His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind.

A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin.

 

Paladin, Paladin where do you roam?

Paladin, Paladin, far, far from home.

He travels on to wherever he must;
A chess knight of silver is his badge of trust.
There are campfire legends that the plainsmen spin
Of the man with the gun, of the man called Pa-l-l-l-l-a-din

Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam?
Paladin, Paladin, far, far, from home.

The Lawman

Lawman. Lawman.

 

The Lawman came with the sun.

There was a job to be done.

And so they sent for the badge and the gun

Of the Lawman.

 

And as he silently rode,

Where evil violently strode

They knew he'd live or he'd die by the code

Of the Lawman.

 

A man who rides all alone

And all that he'll ever own,

Is just a badge and a gun and he's known

As the Lawman

 

 

 

Rawhide

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

 

Keep movin', movin', movin',

Though they're disapprovin',

Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!

Don't try to understand 'em,

Just rope and throw and brand 'em,

Soon we'll be living high and wide.

Boy my heart's calculatin'

My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

 

Move 'em on, head 'em up,

Head 'em up, move 'em out,

Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!

Set 'em out, ride 'em in

Ride 'em in, let 'em out,

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide.

 

Full Lyrics

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rawhide!

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Though the streams are swollen

Keep them dogies rollin'

Rawhide!

Through rain and wind and weather

Hell-bent for leather

Wishin' my gal was by my side.

All the things I'm missin',

Good vittles, love, and kissin',

Are waiting at the end of my ride

 

CHORUS

Move 'em on, head 'em up

Head 'em up, move 'em on

Move 'em on, head 'em up

Rawhide

Count 'em out, ride 'em in,

Ride 'em in, count 'em out,

Count 'em out, ride 'em in

Rawhide!

 

Keep movin', movin', movin'

Though they're disapprovin'

Keep them dogies movin'

Rawhide!

Don't try to understand 'em

Just rope, throw, and brand 'em

Soon we'll be living high and wide.

My hearts calculatin'

My true love will be waitin',

Be waitin' at the end of my ride.

 

Rawhide!

Rawhide!

 

The Rebel (The Ballad of Johnny Yuma)

Away, away, away rode the rebel,
Johnny Yuma.

Johnny Yuma, was a rebel,
He roamed, through the west.
This Johnny Yuma, the rebel,
He wandered alone.

He got fightin' mad, this rebel lad,
He packed no star as he wandered far
Where the only law was a hook and a draw,
the rebel.
(Away, away, away rode the rebel,
Johnny Yuma.)

Johnny Yuma, was a rebel,
He roamed, through the west.
This Johnny Yuma, the rebel,
He wandered alone.

He searched the land,
This restless land,
He was panther quick and leather tough
When he figured that he'd been
pushed enough, the rebel.

(Away, away, away rode the rebel,
Johnny Yuma.)

Johnny Yuma, was a rebel,
He roamed, through the west.
This Johnny Yuma, the rebel,
He wandered alone.

He got fightin' mad,
This rebel lad,
With a dream he'd hold
'til his dying breath
He'd search his soul
and gamble with death, the rebel.

Away, away, away rode the rebel,
Johnny Yuma.

 Sugarfoot

Sugarfoot, Sugarfoot,  easy lopin', cattle ropin'  Sugarfoot,

Carefree as the tumbleweeds, ajoggin' along with a heart full of song

And a rifle and a volume of the law.

 

Sugarfoot, Sugarfoot, never underestimate a Sugarfoot,

Once you got his dander up, ain't no one who's quicker on the draw.

 

You'll find him on the side of law and order, 

From the Mexicali border, to the rolling hills of Arkansaw;

 

Sugarfoot,  Sugarfoot,  easy lopin', cattle ropin'  Sugarfoot,

Ridin' down to cattle town, a-joggin' a-long with a heart full of song

And a rifle and a volume of the law.

 

 

HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL
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Richard Boone as "Paladin"

MAGIC STEREOGRAM: TO VIEW, STARE  THROUGH THE IMAGE---START CLOSE TO SCREEN AND MOVE AWAY KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE PICTURE.
 
 
 
READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?
 
HERE'S A FEW IDEAS:
 
PENANCE  by Anne Caryl 

Abraham Sorkin will never forget the blood of his fellow Jews in Bergen-Belsen. Nor will he forget the names they called him or the curses they spat upon him and his brother. Throughout his life he has attempted to atone for the guilt of surviving the Holocaust, even if those “Right-to-Lifers” don’t see it that way. He has helped women safely live free of undesired pregnancies, believing their unborn children better off dead than born to mothers who did not want them. And now he has the chance to compensate for the deaths he witnessed in Germany, providing organs to people in dire need. But when things go terribly wrong, Dr. Sorkin and his staff are forced to reconsider their beliefs.

 

 

CAMPO SAVAGE: by Anne Caryl 

Emilley Gallagher travels west in 1876 to escape the stigma of divorce and a failing mind. At Campo Savage Ranch she finds love in the person of darkly handsome Ethan Savage and acceptance from his displaced southern belle mother. But to win a new life, Emilley must defeat witchcraft and ignorance. To find God's will for her life, she must confront her darkest fears.

 

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Max Lucado's   You Are Special

In a land of wooden creatures ( the Wemmicks), everyone spends their days handing out stickers to each other--gray dots for the unpopular and bright stars for the popular. Punchinello, an unfortunate Wemmick covered with gray dots learns that other people's opinions only matter if you let them.  

 

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